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Joke of the Day

"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""

"It doesn't matter how hard I try, I just don't seem to be going anywhere in life Hamster therapist: Sounds like you're in a vicious circle"

"A few disenfranchised primates got together to start a revolution.. ..they called it 'Gorilla Radio'.."

"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"

"My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage."

"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."

"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"

"I might commit suicide at lunch today... ...and mix all of the soft drinks together!!!"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."