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Joke of the Day
"I'm available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts."
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"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""
"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)"
"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""
"What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them? Why di'n'ja 'vite us?"
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"