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Joke of the Day

"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."

"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."

"I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual"

"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."

"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"

"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."

"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."