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Joke of the Day

"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."

"My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up I told her she'd probably be a huge birch"

"What does the electron say to the resistor? Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap"

"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."

"What has four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler on a playground."

"I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest."

"Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet Allah."

"I never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating..."

"What's Brown and Sticky? A stick!"

"Siri, when does the restraining order expire?"