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Joke of the Day

"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"

"The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today. Spiked their morning OJ with vodka so we are on the same page."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."

"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"

"Divorce is tough on some kids Others are just happy to be single again."

"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder"

"I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles this morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop."

"What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He's a real fun-guy."