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Joke of the Day

"How do you make seven even? Take the s off."

"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"

"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"

"It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets."

"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"

"I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came. Edit: grammar."

"I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance So I pushed her."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."

"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"