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Joke of the Day
"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"
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"It's complicated"" is just code for, ""I'm willing to cheat."""
"Why was the black person sad? Police Brutality"
"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."
"Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control."
"how many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right ear, the left ear and the final frontier"
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."
"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"