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Joke of the Day

"MAST JOKES: I was fall from 4th floor http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/i-was-fall-from-4th-floor.html#.UQasZ2fq90Q.reddit"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you"

"If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck... it will be a vacuum cleaner."

"A conservative is beating a liberal in a debate [removed]"

"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."

"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."

"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."

"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"

"*phone rings Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello how are you today? Me to son: Come here baby, SpiderMan is on the phone!"

"Never date a Theater person... ... wayyy too much Drama..."