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Joke of the Day

"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds I have no shame..."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down"

"Obama: ""I have no more campaigns to run...because I won both of them"" Biden like 2 years later: LOL OH I GET IT. HES BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TW"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."

"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"

"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."

"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."

"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"

"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."

"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."