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Joke of the Day
"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."
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"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events. Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"
"Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more."
"""Well boy,"" I yell to my dog, seated in the basket of my pushbike as we plummet to the rocks below, ""naming you E.T. clearly wasn't enough."""
"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""
"Did you hear about the legless man who got his wheelchair taken away? He was floored."
"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"
"What did the unemployed hippie say when his dad told him to get a job. Namaste Jah bless."
"How did Popeye buy long sleeve shirts?"
"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"