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Joke of the Day

"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."

"[10 mins into couples therapy] Therapist: I cannot help you two. Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen! T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!"

"Why do gypsies suck at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing."

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"

"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of your house? Sign up for the sex offender registry"

"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."