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Joke of the Day

"My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder"

"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements."

"Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."

"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"

"What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump? A rookie."

"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."

"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it!"