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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish? Give them a ""test tickle."""
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"Beating up band nerds with witty comebacks *Impales Flutist* ""Must be flute poisoning"" *Bludgeons French Horn Player* ""Am I making you horny?"" *Throws Tuba player off cliff* ""Tu...bad"""
"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"
"Doctor: Have you quit smoking yet? Me: Has there been a string of unsolved murders in the news? Doctor: No. Me: Then, no, I haven't."
"I saw a ""news"" report about this guy in India who was born with five penises. *His underwear fits like a glove.*"
"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."
"*invents time machine* *goes to 1930 germany* *points guns at young hitler* What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?"
"When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, ""And this is where the magic happens,"" followed by a sad, ""... magic isn't real."""
"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"