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Joke of the Day
"When applying for a job in the hair industry... Do you have to hand in your Tresemme?"
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"People always say that obesity runs in their family... I don't know about you but in my family obesity waddles in my family"
"I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath."
"[finding a secret passage in my NYC-apartment that leads to a corpse-filled torture dungeon] HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE I HAVE!"
"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"
"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"
"Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."
"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."