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Joke of the Day
"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."
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"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."
"What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open? Tennish"
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
"What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? A Stick."
"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor? My erection."
"What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out..."
"Argon walks into a bar... The barman says ""Get the hell out!"" Argon doesn't react."