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Joke of the Day
"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."
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"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""
"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"
"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*"
"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""
"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."
"The author finally found the spineless guy who stole her unpublished draft. She got her paperback and booked it"
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"[spelling bee] ""your word is... death"" can you use it in a sentence? ""in most states, yes"""