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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"
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"If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed."
"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"
"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."
"I ordered a red ottoman online yesterday and now all my self-aware sidebar ads are a never-ending David Lynch fever dream of red ottomans."
"*looks east* ah, the atlantic ocean *looks west* ah, the pacific ocean *sees a bunch of idiots raving about mediocre r&b* ah,the Frank Ocean"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""
"What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen."
"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."