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Joke of the Day

"I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath."

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"*Cop Dog radios in* We've got an armed robbery in progress ""What's that boy?"" An armed robbery on 5th ""Timmy's stuck in a well??"""

"*i before e except after c. Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm."

"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot."

"My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree."

"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."

"I lost my job as a waiter Apparently, I had insulted an infamous mafia boss by taking away his plate. He told me he was Don"

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"