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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"
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"I don't like referencing not et al."
"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"
"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."
"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"
"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."
"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"
"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."
"Q:where do you see yourself in 5 years? A:I don't know i dont have 2020 vision All credit goes to /u/RegretDesi"
"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""