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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NaH"
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"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."
"What makes a salami excited? When the ham is cured!"
"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."
"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"
"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"The Three Words You Dread What are the three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey, I'm home."""