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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."
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"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies? Your grandma."
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"Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public. I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you."
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