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Joke of the Day

"The Three Words You Dread What are the three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey, I'm home."""

"TIFU Down was jealous."

"Tony Stewart's new sponsor. Dodge picked him up for their truck line. The new slogan is ""If you can't Dodge it, Ram it."""

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"me: [seductively ignores and stays away from you to let you know i'm into you]"

"I would tell you a good cheesy joke, But I lactase"

"A ghost floats into a bar... The bartender says: 'What'll it be, spirits?"

"Wanna impress me iTunes? Let me download a motherfucking pizza."

"What kind of animal has an asshole directly in the middle off its back? A police horse"

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"