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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"
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"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."
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"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
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"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."