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Joke of the Day
"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."
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"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!"
"Just thought of the best senior quote "" "" -Taylor Swift"
"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"
"Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""...."
"Where do pencils come from ? Pennsylvania"
"The last time I was 100% sure about a decision was in 3rd grade, and that box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener didn't disappoint."
"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
"Chuck Norris likes knitting sweaters...... if by knitting you mean kicking and by sweaters you mean babies......"
"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."