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Joke of the Day
"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."
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"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""
"Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track Police think it may be race related"
"If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?"
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."
"If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian."
"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."
"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard? Genetics."
"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"
"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."