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Joke of the Day

"What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common? They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find"

"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"

"Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"

"Buy an aquarium. Don't buy fish. Tell guests there are fish. Enjoy time spent not having to talk to guests while they look for fish."

"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"

"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."

"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."