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Joke of the Day

"Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!"

"Why do stoners love couches? Because of their 'cush'ions!"

"If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, I'm the healthiest mofo on this planet."

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."

"Where do onions fight? In the onion ring!"

"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."

"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"

"I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here."