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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"
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"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"
"You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes? The Ex Men."
"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."
"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."