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Joke of the Day
"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"
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"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"
"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."
"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"
"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."
"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."
"Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats"
"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""