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Joke of the Day
"What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!"
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"What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? ATTACH!"
"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""
"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"
"My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery..."
"Parenting is great if you want to relive every moment from your childhood when your parents got mad at you - from your parents' perspective."
"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""
"How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."