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"An irashman walks out of a bar..."
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"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"
"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"
"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""
"Advice from a 6 year old patient: ""You should wear your stethoscope everywhere...girls will really like you. You look smart"""
"My kids are in Karate class and I'm just sitting here thinking that I could kick the shit out of half these 6 year olds."
"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"
"What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Pick it! (Picket)"
"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."
"Do you sell bloodpants? ""Nope"" Shitpants? ""Nope"" Droolpants? ""Nope"" Sweatpants? ""Right this way..."""