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Joke of the Day

"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"

"I got an adjustable stand/sit desk at work... So I don't have to take the customers' shit sitting down! And when I can't stand it anymore, I can still get my work done while sitting."

"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"

"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."

"What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development."

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset? Because you didn't ask him what band he's in."

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"A Muslim was saying to me today.........."