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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette"
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"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"
"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"Whats worst than a super long joke? A short one with no punchline"
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian."
"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"
"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."
"I could probably kill this woman, serve my prison sentence, come back here and buy my diet coke before she finishes writing her check."
"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."