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Joke of the Day
"Whats worst than a super long joke? A short one with no punchline"
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"This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it."
"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."
"What do buffalo do when they get sick? They Yak"
"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
"How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon? The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK"
"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"
"I MUSTACHE U A QUESTION BUT I WILL SHAVE IT FOR LATER"
"Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it"