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Joke of the Day
"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"
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"Did you hear the one about the vegan butcher? Did you hear the one about the vegan Butcher? He only cuts the cheese."
"What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge"
"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye; unless you're Stevie Wonder, then it's just ironic."
"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."
"A pig walks ito a bar ot aother bar joke. Just my fuckig ' ' key is't workig."
"What do you call it when you dream about getting married? Bed wedding."
"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."