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Joke of the Day
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
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"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"
"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."
"Buying a new phone is basically being forced into a not so fun game of ""how long can I go without dropping it."" Same thing with babies."
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions? Askanazi Jews"
"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese..."