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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I meet a girl with tattoos, I get excited. Because I know she's legal and willing to do stuff she may regret."

"How did Saddam deal with his leftovers? He used sarin wrap"

"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."

"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."

"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."

"Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July"

"my gang colors are taupe and beige"

"Spiders always act like they know some big secret but they don't know shit."

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."

"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."