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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!"
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"bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."""
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you."
"Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having legs....."
"So I realized I have all these great stories, but far too few end with ""And then I fucked her...."" So anyways I was babysitting my little sister last night...."
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."
"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."
"A new study showed... That crime is the leading cause of going to jail"
"fired for ""unleashing rats at work"" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats"
"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"