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Joke of the Day
"Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having legs....."
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"I can't believe they're still together after all that crap... ""Who?"" Your butt cheeks."
"What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!"
"Just saw a bum with bags wrapped around his feet. Must have them new j's, trying to keep them fresh."
"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."
"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"
"Listening to your wife is like reading iTunes' user agreement... ... you don't understand anything, but you still agree with it."
"How can you tell your roommate is of the gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"
"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."