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Joke of the Day

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."

"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."

"Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted."

"What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed."

"Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons."

"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"

"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"

"Dentist: ""When was the last time you flossed?"" Me: ""BRO, you were there."""

"My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey"

"Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, ""This one's Taken 2."""