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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."
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"You're either a dog person or a non person."
"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."
"I was standing out side the other day and a bat flew at my head it was a Louisville Slugger and I don't remember much after that."
"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"
"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."
"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."
"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog. BOSS: What's updog? ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap."
"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."