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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Latina with varicose veins? Vein-a-swellin'."

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"

"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."

"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."

"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?"

"Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash? One whore soap-and-sleigh!"

"Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep."