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Joke of the Day

"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."

"Yes, autocorrect, I live you too."

"God's recreational activity is to destroy the whole universe and create it again."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"

"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"

"The Australian Cricket Team."

"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Ha ha!"

"My son was thrown out of school today.... for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said ""son, that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you"""