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Joke of the Day

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"Can we get a ""no arms, no legs"" thread going here? I need some good ""no arms and no legs"" jokes to tell"

"What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management"

"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"

"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."

"What kind of bees make milk? BOO-BEES!"

"*caterpillar looks up at sky* ""My dream is to fly a plane one day."" Other Caterpillar: You don't pay any attention in science class, do you?"

"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."

"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"

"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"