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Joke of the Day

"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"I never chase a man. I always go for the ones who are too fat to run."

"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."

"Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir."

"What's the difference between Americans and ice cream? Ice cream fits in a tub."

"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."

"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""