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Joke of the Day
"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."
Next Joke
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience."
"I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing... And now my pet snake has a huge tumor"
"OMG you got a new boyfriend? congratulations, who is it this week?"
"An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'"
"The second I feel pressured to do something, I'm out of there faster than a dog who hears his name and knows it's bath time."
"I double majored in TV and burritos."
"How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!"
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."