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Joke of the Day

"An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'"

"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow."

"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."

"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."

"What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars? Astronomical"

"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."

"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"