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Joke of the Day

"Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower? Me: $50 Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me! Me: $20 Him: Its a $500 mower! Me: ..$100"

"My new girlfriend is a sandwich artist and she's really into roll play"

"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"

"iTunes has got it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me."

"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"

"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a cup of water."

"He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."

"What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms? Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)"

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"