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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"
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"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"
"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."
"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"What's the favorite whiskey of Unidan? Jackdaw Niel's"
"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"
"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I bet the inventor of puppets has one hell of a creepy backstory."