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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"
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"I've been a vegetarian for 13 years but if I ever got the chance I would absolutely 100% bite the head off the Geico gecko"
"Knock Knock St. Patricks Day edition. Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open the door I'm freezing out here!"
"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."
"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."
"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."