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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"
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"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."
"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."
"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."
"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."
"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."
"The US government had a shutdown."
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"If I got 1$ for every failed math exam... I'd have $ 10.30 now."