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"Lobotomies Do they smart?"

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"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"
"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck."
"Walmart pokes holes in the condoms to ensure customer retention."
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"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."
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