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Joke of the Day

"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""

"If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand."

"A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!"

"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."

"Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away..."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"

"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."