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Joke of the Day
"How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job? A Brazillion!"
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"How did the black guy get his pilot's license? He went to flight school, you racist bastards."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"
"Why did the dolphin go to church? He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)"
"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph"
"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."
"Girls think shrinkage is funny but I just think they're jealous, because the same principal does not apply to them."
"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"