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Joke of the Day
"Why is it warmer near the corners of a room? Cause they're at 90 degrees."
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"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"
"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."
"I know 5 people who are clinically insane I'm two of them..."
"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""
"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."
"The widow ask the doctor ""Why did my husband die?"" Doctor responds: ""Heavy drug use, ma'am"" Widow: ""But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!"" Doctor: ""I know, but I did"""
"How can you tell someone's an atheist? You can't. They'll always tell you first."
"Eating at a T.G.I. Fridays on a Monday tastes like lies."
"Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain? Because it was deterred."